Homeless man asleep, while smoking a cigarette.

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GPS FAIL

Whenever I type in my address into my iPhone look what pops- sorry, POOPS, up.

65 and sunny in Mahattan today.

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Ataque de Pánico! (Panic Attack!) 2009

The director used a budget of $500 bucks to create this short. He was just given $30mil to create a full length (that's what she said) feature.

Thanks to my brother for finding this.

I don't know if I'd rather be the lady or the cat????

Actually, I'd rather be a fucking dog. Cats suck.

Cory and I have the same sweater.

Yes! Harry, come to me!

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I want to go to there.

These houses in Cali look nuts. I want to live there one day. I need to visit first.

Monster- Lady GaGa

Random Mini-Mall

It should have been in the midwest somewhere in the 1990's but somehow wound up on rt46 in Parsippany.

New Jersey sky, Colorado heart ache.

driving around with Skinny Pat.

That Marky Mark/Reese Witherspoon movie from the 90's

So fucking good. I saw it on TV today. I mean how can you top a movie like this... Marky Mark snaps a dude's neck, cuts a dog's head off, and fingers Reese on a roller coaster at a carnival. Plus all the 90's clothes and that girl from Who's the Boss is in it too. Amazing. Netflix that shit.

I love Emma Watson

And I love Harry Potter.

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Dwight was in House of 1000 Corpses!

I totally forgot about this! Cory, Kelli and I are watching it ON Demand on Verizon Vios. This shit is awesome, I've seen the movie before but the last time was before I started to watch the office! Anyway here is the only pic I could find.

Story time.

OLD (but still funny)

http://tinyurl.com/ksvuc8

This is pretty true.

...because every gay couple is a child molesting couple. RIGHTTTTTT.

It was sunny and I was thirsty.

I guess I wasn't drunk enough to take a picture.

Drunk last week at Le Royale. The password was Taaffe Factory. HA! Nice clean bathrooms though.

Have fun, and drink responsibly!

These are the instructions that came with the $5 beer pong pack that I bought at 7-11 on Thanksgiving day. We were drunk by 11am. These instructions weren't necessary. (Click the photo for the large, full version.)

Wal-Mart is a motherfucker.

Hello!

I'm starting this blog as a way to bring to light things that I find to be ridiculous, funny, awesome, creepy, etc. Its no big deal. Enjoy.